Desperate times call for desperate measures. Coach Rhoads has forced my hand. He's forced me to write a parody song about punting to a tune from No Doubt. Dammit Paul.
Shout out to Jeff Woody and this article over on CF for the inspiration behind this catchy tune.
Don't Punt
The season's never-ending
Oh, they'll pass far, far, far, far , far , far.