For decades, the University of Iowa has been a world leader in being a better person than you, boasting multiple wildly successful campaigns to raise awareness for America’s need for farmers, which they are relentlessly supportive of, as well as our country’s desperate need for another lawyer. In light of Hawkeye Radio Play-by-Play announcer Gary Dolphin’s “hot mic” incident, the university has launched its newest initiative, America Needs to Put Its Head Down and Dribble Into a Double Team.
Athletic Director Gary Barta, one of the top members of his profession in the country, cited his belief in Iowa basketball’s new game plan to constantly dribble into double teams as a methodology we can all live by to improve our own lives and the country as a whole.