Iowa Hawkeye fans aren't going to take your shit ,Stanford Marching Band - if "band" is even the right word for your collections of misfits! You probably wouldn't even know what a decrescendo was if it slapped you in your stupid, smug, running-up-the-score faces.
The cow thing? What the hell? You don't have any idea what you've brought upon yourselves now. The University of Iowa is a literary and media giant - have you ever even heard of The Writers Workshop?
Iowa doesn't have to take your ridicule. Iowa punches back.
Below is just small sample of success stories from just this year when Iowa fans banded together to stop disrespectful behavior:
- April 2, 2015: Hawkeye fans across the nation band together to stop unwarranted name-calling, as many of them were outraged at being deemed "fools".