On the eve of Texas’ last ever game they’ll play in a place that gets cold in the winter, let me just say, screw ‘em. Texas is the most entitled, least self-aware fanbase on the planet. They’ll never be back. They made that abundantly clear when they took the bag from the SEC to get beat up on by Alabama every year.
Maybe Nick Saban’s next offensive coordinator will turn the program around? Maybe if they add more celebrity fans, or spend more money on weird stadium upgrades? At least you’ll be ranked somewhere around 15th in every preseason poll from now to eternity?