Since today is a national holiday, and many of you are stuffing your faces with turkey and mashed potatoes, I will keep this post nice and brief. I don't want to deprave your drunk uncle of your undue attention as he tells you why the Cowboys are still America's team.
As a side note, I have realized that I am that drunk uncle (minus the whole "America's team" thing because the NFL bores me and I despise Jerry Jones and everything he stands for or touches) at our family gatherings and decided last year to fully embrace the role.