The time has come once again to do the right thing... Please sign our petition to rename "Ames, Iowa" to "Prohman Empire, USA."
Back in March, the brilliant, standout journalists at WRNL decided to create a petition to rename Ames, Iowa to Hoiberg, USA. At the time, it was quite possibly the best idea in the history of good ideas. Fred Hoiberg was at the forefront of a rebirth for the Iowa State men's basketball program, and the local boy checked all the boxes on the "let's name our town after him" qualification requirements.
As seen in the images below, the petition was met with critical acclaim from the always rational and always logical internet posters over on Cyclone Fanatic who are known for their ability to take a joke well.