I was going to use this space to be funny and create Halloween costume ideas for our beloved Hawkeyes: Jordan Bohannon as Shooter McGavin; Tyler Cook as a chef; Nicholas and Michael Baer as Yogi Baer and Boo-Boo; Ryan Kriener and Cordell Pemsl as the Bash Bros; Connor McCaffery as Bryce Harper; et cetera et cetera.
But I suck at photoshop after spending much longer than I’d like to admit failing at creating just one piece of Internet art and have decided to recede to what I think I do best in this space: math.