I spent a good chunk of Saturday in a very bad mood. It all started around 3am when I awoke with a not so enjoyable case of heartburn/gastrointestinal distress. I dealt with that and got back to sleep around 330 only to be awoken by my a**h##e dachshund around 7:15 to discover that I had developed a not so lowgrade fever. I took my dog outside, curled up under a blanket on the couch and proceeded to shiver in waves that ranged from mild to violent for ~2.5 hours. At that point I could not pretend that I wasn’t sick, so I took some ibuprofen and headed back to bed, hoping to get some sleep.