So, unsurprising confession here: I enjoy basketball prospects' mixtapes on the YouTubes. Every prospect looks like a star, everyone shoots 100% (unless it's someone else missing so the highlighted player can get a rebound), the "super dunk" play gets run so often, and it's a great time. Basketball is easy when you make all the jumpers!
The other thing you can count on is a generic, royalty-free hip-hop instrumental for the soundtrack. They're ubiquitous. Observe:
So since my brain thinks bad things sometimes, I got to wondering what the worst possible song for one of these highlight reels.