Strap in, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
ESPN's FPI rankings say that Iowa has a 0.0% chance of winning out (which would mean going 12-0 at this point). The esteemed Mr. Jacobi said the same thing in his month-by-month breakdowns of Iowa's schedule this season. And yet... if there's an infinite number of possibilities in this big old multiverse of ours, that means that somewhere there's a universe out there were Iowa does run the stable, statistically be damned. As luck would have it, I managed to tune my cross-dimensional viewfinder into that universe's version of BHGP (Black Heart Gold Pantz -- with a z because they're edgier than us) to find out what happens.