Every week, Iowa's opponent just so happens to wear the worst uniforms we've ever seen.
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We'll leave out any comments about the fangs mouthguard because while it's corny as all hell, if the first place we saw it was on, say, LeShun Daniels Jr then we'd probably think it was all right. Fair is fair.
It really does take a lot of work to look like a Vandy ripoff, seeing as how Vandy itself is a ripoff of intercollegiate football. And the logo is, if we're being honest, a betrayal of basic player safety.