Black Heart Gold Pants · Sep 24, 2015
PITT'S ONE ACT PLAY OF DESPAIR
Sergio Flores (The Daily Iowan)ACT I.
SCENE I. Kinnick Stadium. The Pitt sideline. The Panthers have just scored a touchdown on a Nathan Peterman touchdown pass to Tyler Boyd. Peterson, Boyd, J.P. Holtz, and Qadree Ollison stand on the sidelines.
BOYD: The hour draws late, friends. The moon rises higher o'er the clouds of the night sky.
PETERMAN: Yes, it is late. That's what happens when you start a game at 7 PM.
Pitt kicks off, the ball fielded at the Iowa 3-yard line by Desmond King after a bobble.
OLLISON: Yo, why'd he touch that?
OLLISON: Wait, why's he still running? Tackle him tackle him tackle him someone tackle him
King is finally tackled, at the Iowa 30-yard line.
OLLISON: Finally.