Hello!
I hope you all enjoyed your final weekend of Hawkeye-free football for the next three months or so, as the following 12 weeks are going to be filled with harrumphing, unnecessary stress to our psyches, complex carbohydrates and horrific takes from Nebraska Twitter.
In lieu of some all-encompassing preview for the season, I’ve decided to jot down 10 bold predictions that’ve been roosting around the cobwebs of my mind for a couple minutes. I originally wrote these with old-fashioned pen and paper on a flight over the weekend, so while these may seem lazy and hastily-written, they actually weren’t, which probably says something about my chances for early onset dementia.