I love the smell of bacon in the morning. It’s a lovely aroma. It permeates the entire house as the sound of the crackling oil wakes you from your slumber. It’s the perfect compliment to a glorious breakfast, which we all know is the most important meal of the day. Frankly, I don’t know what I’d do without a lovely side o’ bacon. Maybe throw in some delicious pork sausage, I suppose.
But what if that wasn’t an option either? What if there was NO pork option? None at all for, say, 4 whole years? Why, that might drive a man insane.