Only Iowa could turn the beauty and elegance of the Rose Bowl into something that makes me want to immediately dry heave like I just cleaned out my daughters diaper bins.
I don’t know what it is about that place, but when Iowans show up there, we look like a JV High School Football team from a bad early 2000’s Disney Channel Original Movie.
And to think, it started off so, so well. The defense was performing their weekly set of miracles in hopes that they get anointed as saints. Brendan Sullivan was doing enough to keep the defense honest (while also continuing to develop his growing partnership with his roommate, Jacob Hill) and things seemed positive.