I wish truth serum was a real thing. Or, for the conspiracy theorists out there, a real thing that the commoners had general access to. There are many, many things I wish I could use it on, but I think if I had one person I could drop a few dashes into their Starbucks coffee in hopes of learning the REAL REAL, I’d pick Kirk Ferentz.
Trust me. I don’t want to use my fake truth serum on him. I’d much rather know if aliens existed. But how can I not after seeing this?
Kirk says today’s performance was a good demonstration of complimentary football
— Blake Hornstein (@BlakeHornTV) November 4, 2023
There’s no way he ACTUALLY believes this, right?