You guys heard this news about cars? Most of them have four wheels! Whoa!
Saturday, November 14, 7 p.m., Kinnick Stadium
Television: Big Ten Network
Kickoff weather: 48 degrees and clear, with temperatures dropping slowly during the game.
Terrible Observational Comedian: 7 p.m. kickoff, huh? That's during dinner time! You guys ever eat dinner? Crazy stuff, man, dinner. It's like one day it's a burrito, but then the next day, hey what's for dinner, oh it's SWARMS OF WASPS.
WHEN MINNESOTA HAS THE BALL
After having watched David Cobb and Maxx Williams go off to the NFL where they belong, the 2015 Gophers' offense has generally gone as far as Mitch Leidner has taken it—which is to say, it has not gone very far.