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MARCHIFORNICATION: THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY

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Scene: a court room. No interstitials between the arrest by Sexycop and right now, do you hear me? None. A guy who looks like Steve McQueen, a guy who looks like Jim Anchower, and a smoking chimpanzee with a hat sit at a table.

Well, this probably isn't good. Probably not. Don't we get a lawyer or something? I can do that, I'm caught up on Better Call Saul. Good idea. Yeah, if anyone's going to be our lawyer it pretty much has to be you. Awesome. Okay, first things first, as our attorney.