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MARCH SADNESS: YOUR GUIDE TO AVOIDING THE NCAA TOURNAMENT

Can’t you feel it out there? In the air. It’s crisp and still light out at 3PM and everyone is in a cheery mood!

I hate it.

What are we to do as Hawkeye fans with an extra-slow news cycle with our basketball program out of relevancy and absolutely nothing worth watching on TV these next few weeks? We can’t just sit back and watch other teams play basketball, that’s blasphemous.

I say go back to your roots! And I’m assuming your roots are gin drinks poured with a particularly heavy-hand, an alarming amount of coffee, and games -- of the board and video variety.