You have to go in there and say something. I'm not going to be able to survive the season if this keeps up. Yesterday, I found plastic vomit in my gym bag. How is he getting this stuff? I know, I know. I've opened so many cans of beer nuts with snakes shooting out that I don't want to see beer nuts ever again. And I love beer nuts.
Well, there's only one thing to do about it (gestures to the closed door). Time to have a talk with the old man.