License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.
-Carl Spackler
Professional Gopher Hunter
Last week’s win over Michigan ended our road schedule and pushed our record to a perfect 11-0. One more conference win and we can claim our first outright Big Ten regular season crown since 2015.