Back to the Iowa Hawkeyes Newsfeed

IOWA: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE?

Every week, Iowa's opponent just so happens to wear the worst uniforms we've ever seen. Except this is a bye week, so now Iowa just so happens to wear the worst uniforms we've ever seen.

Iowa, we got one question for you.

(Photo by Steve Branscombe / USA TODAY Sports)

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

What the helllll are you doing Iowa? No no no no. Those are like if moon boots made unholy shoebabies with a Carhartt jacket. Absolutely not.

I guess we can give Iowa credit for letting Basketball Herky strap on the pads and go to football games instead of Mall Walker Herky, who graced the sidelines for decades like this:

Old Herky
Old Herky

(Photo by Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports)

It's like a football uniform.