Every week, Iowa's opponent just so happens to wear the worst uniforms we've ever seen.
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WHAT. ARE. THOSE.
Ohio State has the buckeye leaves. Florida State has the tomahawks. Georgia has dog bones. Illinois State has "Reggie Redbird." That's what we're told by Wikipedia, anyway, because as near as we can tell (i.e. like six well-informed google and site searches) there's no explanation for Illinois States' helmet sticker system.