Before we get into the mailbag this week, I’d like to take one second to discuss a very important public service announcement: scheduling weddings during football season might seem like a good idea, but it’s a trap.
Let’s face it, wedding are extremely selfish things. And that’s perfectly ok. We all want our guests undivided attention on the festivities at hand. You want them to eat your food, enjoy the speeches, cry during the vows, to “oooo-and-ahhh” when the bride walks down the isle. You want them to drink all the booze you purchased and keep the dance floor packed for the DJ or band from the moment the first note is played.