After a long break — where I decided to move from Orlando to Philadelphia because I couldn’t handle living in a city with a fugazi Natty— I decided the timing is right, yet again, to open up The Pants to you, the people. Welcome to the Hello Jerry Mailbag COMMENT-BAG! Why not a “mailbag.” Well, for starters, the only piece of mail I’ve ever gotten from a “fan” was a Wisconsin Badgers poster. And secondly, I’m almost 30 now! No longer do I need your tweets or hashtags to feel important or that I’m equally as great as that succubus Jerry Blevins.
Hello Jerry Comment-Bag: The Delusion Before The Swarm
