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Happy Festivus From Black Heart Gold Pants

Well, let’s just get this over with.

We have a lot of problems with a lot of things, and, well, you’re gonna hear about them. At this point, I feel like this doesn’t even warrant an introduction or explanation. If you don’t know what’s going on, just continue reading and learn as you go!

Each willing member of Black Heart Gold Staff is venting now, please give us our space. You can comment below for your catharsis.

Let the bitching begin!

Ben: I want Gary Barta’s job.

There, I said it.