[SCENE: A pristine office in Iowa City. Head coach Fran McCaffery sits at a desk, poring over AAU scouting reports. The normally unflappable man seems slightly agitated. The best-dressed man you've ever seen knocks on the door, and walks in.]
Coach! Hello, Sherman Dillard, the best-dressed man I've ever seen. Come on in. Thanks for having me in. How are things going? Taking care of some recruiting business this morning. Our scholarships are pretty well spoken for going forward, aren't they? Well yeah, for the most part. And I really like where we are with the wing situation, Sherm.