So I guess it’s just about that time to start taking this bloggin’ thing seriously again. Iowa football is imminent and it’s going to take a little bit more than a PUNY false positive to keep me from stoking the flames of the Hawkeye content mill.
I’m not interested in providing any sort of constructive commentary on the state of the greater football program—a stench permeating the atmosphere like a freshly opened pack of Funyuns inside a PT Cruiser with the heat on.
You’re here because you want outlandish, deranged misinformation that you can forget about moments after closing your browser and dropping your computer faster than the Dallas Cowboys on primetime.