Welcome to the first ever BizarroMath preseason preview! If you’re greedy for the goods and meh about the math, feel free to skip the specifics and jump right to the juice. You won’t hurt my feelings.

Introducing BizarroMath!

Please enjoy this insightful FAQ.

What is BizarroMath?

BizarroMath (for which I cannot find a good abbreviation)* is my new-and-improved statistical model for projecting the outcomes of college football games played between FBS teams, and the successor to the Super Prediction Action Machine (SPAM).

*Editor’s Note: BM was rejected for obvious reasons, though it does seem fitting for projecting the Iowa offense.