From David Beckham's red card (and subsequent redemption) to winning the World Cup, England's international history has been a real rollercoaster...
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With the England national team set to play their 1,000th international match on Thursday against Montenegro at Wembley (stream the match live on ESPN+ in U.S.) , we thought we'd chart some of the extreme highs and lows that have peppered the 999 outings thus far.