According to Marc Sessler of NFL.com, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Matt Hasselbeck is only the 14th best backup in the entire NFL.
That’s right, there are apparently 13 other backup quarterbacks who are apparently better than Hasselbeck. The latter was surprisingly called just a “serviceable stand-in”, a label which sounds awfully like someone who’s only able to throw a football while maintaining a pulse:
Serviceable stand-ins
14. Matt Hasselbeck, Colts
You might want Hasselbeck higher on this list because of his successful career, but this is 2015.