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Lord, Help Our Colts Against the Panthers

It all makes sense now Lord! Andrew is not terrible! He is hurt!

Thank you Lord! Thank you Lord! Thank you Lord!

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure that’s the best response.

And so Lord, we pray this week for less of this.
And Lord, as we prepare to play a team whose greatest accomplishment is its consistent mediocrity there are three things that we ask of you…

…That you would release the Kraken that is Frank Gore.

…That we would be able to defend against a defensive scheme that was truly innovative in the 40s and 50s.