There are three things which our Lord hates; four thing for which he will not stand: lazy attempts at cheating, “he just winz!” quarterbacks, animal brutality, and those Polamalu Head and Shoulder’s Commercials (has there ever been a worse spokesmen? Ever?)
And so we approach you this week, dear Lord, knowing that you are with us. Verily we believe that you will provide victory over our enemies. This is an enemy that robbed Your people of their fairy tale ending in ’95; an enemy that stole a championship away from the best team the Colts have ever produced in ’05 (and, I believe, finalized Manning’s reputation as a “choke artist” for many non-Colts fans); an enemy, O Lord, that whipped last year’s team more thoroughly than Samson could do with the jawbone of a donkey!
Lord, Help Our Colts Against Pittsburgh
