CARMEL – Before he realizes his pants are falling down, before he decides his mission in life is ice for his cocktail, before he makes 1,300 people laugh in spasms of shock during his debut Saturday night as a headlining comedian – before he becomes uncaged – Colts punter Pat McAfee has to go unplugged.
This man needs a nap.
Pat McAfee burns so hot that he has to turn off the stove from time to time. Just so he doesn't burn out. That brain is always working, including a photographic memory he will put on display before the night is through.