THIS COULD JUST BE A SLOW, DELIBERATE READING OF RON TURNER'S RESUME, YOU KNOW
Ed note: We don't really have anything against Florida International. These opinions are satirical. But we do have something against Miami. It's a bad place. Don't go there. And yes, we know it's a home game.
Everyone's favorite CrimsonQuarry weekly installment is back for a second season! Which means it'll probably be cancelled after four episodes. Also known as when I run out of patience to do this! We're good bloggers!
FIRST DESTINATION: AMERICA'S HUMID, UNDEODORIZED ARMPIT