PARTY IN THE CITY WHERE THE MOSQUITO IS THE APEX PREDATOR
Editor's Note: I spent three years in South Florida, the last year about 10 - 90 minutes from Florida International's campus depending on the traffic. I have plenty of good things to say about the area, none of which I'm going to be mentioning in this piece. Go Canes.
It's football season and that means it's time for the HATER'S TRAVEL GUIDE. Thanks to this being a home-and-home, we get the honor of ragging on the tip of America's Bad Dick twice. Last year we spent last year ragging mostly on the football team, this year I'M COMING FOR THE WHOLE CITY BOROUGH CENSUS-DESIGNATED PLACE.