The one single motivation for the Big Ten's addition of Rutgers is money. So take a very small portion of it and give the dang players enough to buy blue jeans and go on a date.
You can't sit with us, Rutgers. But it's not your fault.
Hi, Rutger! This will make you all upset. That's fine. You'll talk about how historically bad we are at football (which you are also!) and how you beat us last year. That's fine. This really isn't personal. It's really not even about you -- it's about the sheer stupidity of the fact that you're in this conference to make money for a organization that claims it isn't about making money.