I don’t know what the cross-section is between fans of the Atlanta Falcons and Penn State football, but make sure you’re checking on those people in your life.
No, I’m serious. Call them right now and then venmo them $8 for some comfort food or OTC sleep aids or something.
You see, both teams this weekend were not good enough at scoring touchdowns when they wanted to, and they were too good at scoring touchdowns when they didn’t want to, a mind-numbing concept which will put your brain in an Inception-level pretzel.
“You see that pylon over there in the corner of the Memorial Stadium end zone?