IN HONOR OF TIM BECKMAN'S FIRING WE WILL DO THIS WEEK'S POWER RANKINGS IN A LOUD TONE OF VOICE
Mouth-breathing football person Tim Beckman got fired at the end of last week for being, largely, an uncaring trash person. He also likes shouting. Tim Beckman did a lot of shouting.
In his honor, here are this week's HASTILY CONSTRUCTED BIG TEN POWER RANKINGS, SHOUTED.
1. OHIO STATE
OHIO STATE IS VERY GOOD AT FOOTBALL, MORE SPECIFICALLY THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THIS CONFERENCE. THIS WILL NOT CHANGE ALL YEAR. RATHER THAN DISCUSS THE INS AND OUTS OF WHY THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM, LET'S JUST LISTEN TO THIS RUN THE JEWELS SONG INSTEAD.