BIG TEN SCHOOLS, LIKENED TO THE CITY WHERE THEY WOULD BE MOST APPROPRIATE IN CANADA

BY SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TO CANADA OR KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT CANADIAN CULTURE MOLSONS AND MOOSES AND MAPLE SYRUP AMIRITE

O CANNNNNNNNNNNNDA, I STAND ON GUARD FOR CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

ILLINOIS - Average! Forgettable! Tim Beckman!

WINNIPEG.

INDIANA -

Iowa - Corn, large people, Adam Jacobi, punting.

MOOSE JAW.

Maryland - White people playing lacrosse!

SUBURBAN TORONTO, BUT NOT THE ACTUAL CITY.

Michigan - Self-important former powerhouse that hasn't been relevant in years

TORONTO

Michigan State - place where Detroit people go to have fun

WINDSOR.