There’s never been a day quite like Wednesday, Feb. 3. Mere hours after Indiana’s third overtime defeat of the season, this one a 75-71 home loss to Illinois that dropped the Hoosiers to 9-8 on the season and 4-6 in the Big Ten, the official IU Athletics Twitter account strung together an unspeakable amalgamation of words that many historians believe has never been uttered before: “Hungry? (fork and knife emoji) Have a sandwich on us.”
Wait, this is too good to be true, many an IU fan thought.
What’s the catch? Why are you doing this?
They continued reading the fine print.