hey just sat down to watch some television
lesssee what's on the ol' television
*flips to NBC*
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please note the "USED TO TAKE BATHS IN THE RIVER" at the beginning there. This man is Bedford, all of the Bedford, and I love him. He is a cult hero. When I tell you I am from Bedford from now on, please never again remark "OH DAMON BAILEY!" I am from Bedford, home of PJ Granger, who uses dang BRIDGE UNDERPASSES AS MONKEY BARS.
TAKE IT AWAY, JOHN DENVER:
This is everything.