Ready or not, the offers are pouring in.
One fan agrees to perform an exorcism over the graves of former Illini greats, adding he will lead a “lucky goat” around athletic facilities (must be a Cubs fan).
Another calls for a Chief Illiniwek rain dance (more rain?) to chase away evil spirits. And where’s Merlin when you need him?
While Illini Nation curses its ill fortune, one thing is certain. Point guard is an ever-growing pain in John Groce’s backside. The Illini basketball coach has been rebuffed repeatedly despite mighty efforts on the recruiting trail and has now lost his veteran leader, Tracy Abrams, due to a second consecutive season-ending injury.