2018 UPDATE!
Brian Barnhart
Deon Thomas
Doug Altenberger
Martin O' Donnell
Scott Beatty
Lovie Smith
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2017 UPDATE!
Brian Barnhart
Doug Altenberger:
Martin O'Donnell:
Lovie Smith:
Callers:
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Original story 2016:
Since we're not talking March madness 'round these parts, here's something fun instead. A compilation of all the witty one-liners from this year's Illini football and men's basketball broadcasts.