Ahhh, New Year's resolutions ... aka promises made to be broken.
Let's start with the basics: eat better and exercise more.
Turns out not all vegetables are gross, especially if you add the proper amount of cheese and bacon. A plate of broccoli shouldn't cause me nightmares.
Everything in moderation. Yes, pizza is the best food ever. But you don't need it for every meal.
Contrary to what "Buddy" says in "Elf," candy is not one of the four main food groups. When I go to the store and pick up a bag of Lemonheads, I need to put it down and replace it with a bag of carrots.