At this point, it doesn’t even really matter if you like the NBA. Last Tuesday’s opening night games announced the return of the most culturally significant sport in America, so get ready for eight straight months of perfect-for-Twitter highlights and as much nightly drama as any reality TV show.
In the spirit of the glorious return of the NBA, it must be time to make some predictions. All the obvious ones are here, like Rookie of the Year and who will make the finals, but something as special and multifaceted as the NBA also requires some further off-the-wall suggestions.