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[INTERIOR OFFICE - DAY]

(Bill O’Brien walks up to desk of Executive Vice President of Football Operations Troy Vincent)

O’Brien: Hello, I wish to register a complaint.

(Vincent stares at computer, the faint sound of Candy Crush music plays)

O’Brien: Hello, miss?

Vincent: What do you mean, “miss?”

O’Brien: I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.

Vincent: I’m sorry, we’re just closing for second lunch.

O’Brien: Never mind that, Troy, I wish to complain about this cornerback my former general manager obtained not four years ago from this very draft apparatus.