If you're a Dallas Cowboys fan, think of all the things over the years that Jerry Jones has done to make sure the team has stayed mediocre, but enticing enough to care about.
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Signing a washed-up Ezekiel Elliott after Tony Pollard's departure.
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Agreeing to pay Dak Prescott record-setting money for a contract that will keep him for longer than three-time Super Bowl winner Troy Aikman.
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Building a stadium with a retractable roof that allows just the right amount of sunlight to poke through and interfere with the game, never actually retracts and sheds metal when it does.