There’s just something about the 2017 season. It’s impossible to stay clean. Every week, there’s another batch of poison seeping in. We’ve seen Tom Savage’s agent moan about his client’s benching, Brian Cushing get busted for PED use, J.J. Watt and Whitney Mercilus go down with season-ending injuries in within minutes of each other, Duane Brown hold out for six regular season games before returning for only one week and then getting shipped to Seattle, Deshaun Watson shred his knee, and so many others I’ve beaten out from by brain.