Goooooooooooooooooood evening all you Houston Texans (+7)
fans out there still sober enough to read at this time of night. I come bringing good tidings of Texans football, especially since they’re playing the Baby-Eating Sister [Kitten]ers of southern Kentucky. From here on out it’s all cupcakes, technically. Because the last three games of this accursed season are all against AFC South teams. And for once, your Texans are in a beautiful position to make every single BESFs fan and his mother/cousin/aunt cry. Because the Texans have nothing to lose and nothing to really play for except one thing: spite.